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Ode to Outlook


I had to install M$ Outlook on my work machine today so that I can reproduce a bug that a customer found and then verify the fix from development.

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
*ROAR*
*SMASH*

I feel like apologizing to my poor machine for putting this slow motherfucking piece of shit on it. I'm sorry, computer. And like all M$ products it has Clippy which is a reason for homicide in its own right.

Oh, this brings it all back, the days of tech support, the dark times before I moved to QA. Where stress management meant going to the batting cage at work and pretending that each ball was a customer's head.

RRRRUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

(oh and hi, first post to vitriola)

And while I'm screaming like a deranged psychotic, lets talk about how the bisexual community on livejournal seems to attract so many children that post completely unreadable entries? Like this magnificent font of drivel:

Author: yellarat

...isn't it a shame that there'z gay and homosexual, straight and hetrosexual, ..? and bisexual..?

does anyone else think this is a pitty...

me a Squirrel shapeshifter, which meanz me II peaple at once, a Squirrel and a human... me squirrel iz female and compleatly gay >and homosexual, while me human iz male >so far az me can make owt< and an open minded straight, which makez me '..?'

az Arnie once said, 'ill b back';~}

And this:

Author: yellarat
...yf enyone'z going II b able II answer thyz here question of mine, it'll b u lot;~}

tried everywere, anyhoo, here goes nothing..,

*WHAT IZ THE DEFINITION OF 'GAY'*

there...

and while me on the sub, how do u get onII the Gay comunitiez..?

cherio, Yellow Rat 'FoxySquirrel' Fairydiddle...

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ENGRISH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! SPRICK ENGRISH!
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